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	MONKEY ISLAND RECIPES

 

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RUM ROGERS' RUM SURPRISE 1 barrel rum 2 flasks rum, warmed 1 jigger rum 3 shots rum 1 tsp. vermouth Cilantro Combine all ingredients. Season with rum to taste. If vermouth is not available, substitute with rum. YELLOW BEARD'S BABY 1 jigger vodka 1 jigger rum Juice of 3 lemons 5 ml phenylalanine Cilantro Shake well with ice. THE BLOODY STUMP 3 cups rum 2 tsp. sodium pentathol 1 jigger gin 1 jigger vermouth 3 cups tomato sauce Cilantro Blend all ingredients in lead container. Serve warm, with the half of one raw potato as garnish. THE BLUE WHALE 1 jigger gin 1 jigger whiskey 1 jigger vodka 1 jigger grenadine 1 jigger paste Green dye #2 Yellow dye #5 Cilantro Add soda. Mix with hook. PHLEGM AND TONIC Combine 1 part Yellow Beard's Baby with 1 part Blue Whale. Mix until mucus-green in color. Add cilantro. THE BLOATED TICK 1 cup tequila 2 tbsp. maple syrup 1 lb. sugar Juice of 1 salmon (boned) 5 tsp. curry powder 2 beets Cilantro Drink tequila. Combine and discard remaining ingredients. SWAMP ZOMBIE 1 bucket mud 1 jigger whiskey 2 tsp. iron filings 1 bat 2 egg whites Dash of Mocha 9 mg. penicillin Dash of Snot Cilantro Mix well. Serve over ice. APPENDIX A A Pirate's First Hangover Cure Clears foggy heads! One (1) egg Pepper Hair of the dog that bit 'ya ALCOHOL-SENSITIVE PATIENTS: Consult a physician before using. Do not mix with alcohol before operating rudders or other heavy machinery. Causes extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme... ...extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme drowsiness. APPENDIX B Cirrhosis: Know the signs by Captain William W. - Dizziness - Nausea - General unpleasant feeling - Death If symptoms persist, treat with alcohol. APPENDIX C Blondebeard's Top Secret Biscuit Recipe 2 cups flour 2 eggs 1 tsp. yeast Cilantro Add fly larvae to taste. Courtesy of the editor's friend's aunt, who was charged 500 pieces of for a 'complimentary' copy of the recipe, and has distributed it for free in retaliation.

 

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